🥳 Who’s Counting Candles When You Can Count Gains? Get our Gym Quote Card for the Birthday Buff! 💪

Listen up, party pumpers and cake lifters! When it’s time to celebrate another lap around the sun for your favourite gym junkie, skip the sappy and pump up the party with our 'Gym Birthday Quote Wooden Card.' It's not just a card; it’s a stand-up (literally, it stands up) nod to all those hours they've spent befriending barbells and dumbbells.

This chunk of cheer is chiselled out of sturdy birch plywood – because nothing says 'Happy Birthday' like a material that can handle a squat or two. 🌳 And it's not just a birthday card; it's a personal trainer in wooden form, cheering on the gains and the years with equal enthusiasm.

Personalize it with their name, a year-specific tease, or a quote that’s more motivating than their pre-workout. How about "Older, Wiser, and Stronger" or "Aging is Inevitable, But Growing Muscles is Optional"?

And for the love of lats, don't forget to roll up a note for those dumbbells. It's like saying, "Go on, treat yourself to something as fab as your abs." (Please note: the money in the pic is just for show – your actual generosity is what counts!)

Key Features:

• 😂 Ready for your funniest, most motivating birthday messages
• 🎁 Ideal for the 'just hit 18 and already a gym rat' or 'fit at 40' milestones
• 💬 Customizable so you can make them laugh or light a fire under their squat
• 🌿 Made from eco-friendly wood that’s as strong as their fitness resolve
• 📏 A solid 20cm x 12cm, because go big or go home, right?
• 🎯 Spot-on for that friend whose second home is the gym
• 🌟 Comes with an extra dose of 'you’re awesome' vibes
• 💌 More than just a card – it's a round of applause for their commitment
• 💸 A clever spot to tuck away some cash for their next gym gear haul
• 🎈 Delivered ready to make their birthday the best rest day ever
• 💝 A keepsake that lasts way longer than the DOMS from their last workout

So let’s make their birthday as epic as their deadlift PR. Grab our 'Gym Birthday Quote Wooden Card' and let’s turn those birthday squats into birthday LOLs and 'awws.' After all, muscles may make the fit fam, but it’s laughter and love that make the memories. Pump it up, and send them some birthday brawn that’ll still be standing when the last of the protein cake has been devoured.